The Ivey Legacy 2.6: Dear Diary

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Dear Diary,
Life here at Ivey Lane is kind of dull. I mean, I’m still the awesome and interesting creature I’ve always been, of course. Duh.

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I’ve managed to get pretty good with my experiments.

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The girls are as stupid as ever!

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Sometimes I worry about grandma Summer. She seems a little bit sad. Apparently grandpa Paolo was eaten by a cowplant. I don’t know, this family seems weird enough for that to be true. Apparently they actually lived in the park once upon a time!

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Sierra: ”My turn to use the computer!”
Noelle: ”Ooooooooh shiiiiny lights…”

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Really? REALLY!?

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Luckily, Sierra is a big baby. She got scared by a ‘monster under the bed’, pssh!

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She woke the entire house up with her whining!

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Mom wasn’t too happy about that, she passed out just as she got home from work.

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Dad looked really sleepy, too, but I think he did a good job at hiding it, because he got a promotion that day. Hah.

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Oh flark!! Uhhh… I take it back. Monsters under the bed aren’t so silly after all.

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Dad helped me spray my bed, hopefully that’ll help.

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Grandma got a birthday party. Kind of lame.

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She’s like really, really old now!

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And not that anyone cares, but I grew up too. Stupid family!

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I’m still awesome!

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I’m a bit of a loner, I guess… And I think I want to be a bestselling author when I grow up. This writing thing is kind of neat. And you don’t have to hang out with people, either!

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Mom doesn’t really get it, she’s all ”One day you’ll meet a nice girl”… Bah!

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Writing is easy, why would I need to go out and meet a girl, when there are so many awesome fictional ones? 

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Mom and Dad try WAY too hard to be a big and happy family, like mandatory family dinners together all of us. Pssh!

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Noelle had a birthday, and of course she got a cake… 

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The insane sister of mine grew up cheerful, and she says she wants to be a freelance botanist, just like grandma. Like… get your own thing??

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Sierra is still a little kid, but I’m sure Noelle told her all about growing up and hormones and whatnot, because she couldn’t get out of there quick enough, ha ha.

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This family is getting worse and worse at the mandatory family mealtimes… Thank god!

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